Cosmopolitan vs. Men's Health

Time to kill in Guayaquil airport so the bar being closed (well it was 6am) I headed for the bookshop. My interest was immediately piqued by a Cosmopolitan headline which proclaimed "50 sex tricks to keep your man interested". The sub-title was "We bet no-one was naughty enough to try #43 on him!".
Say no more, so on I flicked excitedly to page 30.

"#43: During foreplay, take one of your make-up brushes out and start stroking his inner thigh and his balls with it".

Now honestly, if any woman tried this on me, the makeup brush would be forceably introduced to her nostril. It is quite obvious that it was not a man that wrote this article...

And there and then in Guayaquil airport it struck me that men's and women's magazines are practically identical.

Cosmopolitan Headline: 10 new diets to purge the pounds
Men's Health Headline: Great abs guaranteed

Cosmopolitan Headline: 50 ways to get thin quick
Men's Health Headline: Iron hard abs in 2 minutes a day

Cosmopolitan Headline: Yes it's true: The chocolate diet revealed
Men's Health Headline: Perfect abs whilst eating crisps on your sofa

Cosmopolitan Headline: 20 new sex tricks to keep him happy
Men's Health Headline: 20 new sex tricks to keep her happy

Which goes to prove that all those SPAM mails I get are there for a reason. We are all terribly bad in bed (and men are too small and can't get it up) and incredibly overweight...