Things that piss me off #9: Air Force One (The film)

What an utter catastrophe, even Arne Schwarzenegger films are more realistic:

• Groups of Russians standing in Red square screaming and waving American flags! Yep, maybe in 500 years...
• Going around a corner on two wheels in a 747 - yeah G-Force!
• Using a rope to ferry people between two planes - Hey Dad how does that work with 300 Kmh winds and in BOTH DIRECTIONS?
• The Whitehouse having a direct connection to microphones in a prison in Kazakhstan!? Wow, the CIA are getting better
• Scrambling planes to Kazakhstan in 2.4 minutes!? Yeah @ mach 49

I'm sorry but the whole patriotic "President of America saves the world" is just too much to stomach