OK, admittedly mobiles are damn useful, sometimes even vital, but they are:
A) Not toys
B) Not to be treated as a fashion accessory.
C) Not to be displayed publically, especially not in a clear case strapped to your belt (except if you are a network administrator (then it is perfectly acceptable))
So please write to your local politician and ban these things:
Mobile phone chairs: So you really need to put your phone in a deck chair, do you?
I bet your colleagues are really jealous when they see that on your desk? Especially the one with the flashing lights!! Mmm. How tasteful.
Press on covers: Michael Schumacher is without doubt a great formula one racing driver, but a) he is woefully ugly, and b) do you really want to see his face every time someone calls you???
This goes for all pop-star, football, winnie the pooh, kiss me quick, I am so fucking witty union jack etc. etc. covers. Repeat after me, Mobile phone covers ARE NOT COOL. Damn Nokia for ever inventing them.
Phone cases: If fax machines were reduced in size, would you then wear one on your waist? I think not. Phones are telecommunication tools, and therefore do not belong in public view.
They should be stowed safely in your back pocket / jacket / back pack / shoe / jam jar / arsehole, but NOT, and I repeat NOT paraded about on your belt as if nobody had ever seen one, and that you were showing the world something new.
Worse still: combining the phone case idea and the "lets make it wacky, by putting frogs on it" concept... I resign...
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